The Saturday Morning Scenario

Charlie: I think she’s dead.
Abby: No; she’s not dead. I can see her breathing…..could be a coma, though.
Charlie: What do we do?
Abby: We wait.
Charlie: We can’t wait; we need to do something.
Abby: You need to learn to be patient.
Charlie: If we’re too patient, she’s going to be late for class.
Abby: She’ll wake up. Just be patient.
Charlie: I think we need to do something. Why don’t you poke her?
Abby: Are you crazy?
Charlie: Yes…poke her…with your nose. That’ll wake her up.
Abby: That’ll get me slapped is what that’ll do!
Charlie: No it won’t…especially if you move fast.
Abby: Yeah; let’s see how fast you move when you’re my age.
Charlie: Go ahead, poke her.
Abby: If you want her poked so badly, then you poke her.
Charlie: Okay, then, I will. I will just press my nose up against her lips like this, and…
Jackie: Gimminie Cricket Charlie it’s 4:00 a.m. on a Saturday morning! Don’t you know it’s Saturday!!
Abby: Well, that went over like a box of poo.
Charlie: At least we know she’s not dead.
Abby: I’m going back to bed
Charlie: You think I should poke her again?